A "fun" start to the day

If this is what you see when you go out to your driveway to check for the paper in the morning, its a "fun" start to the day. I don't know who did this, but they were not in anyway experienced at this form of hooliganism. First of all, you don't use high quality toilet paper. Second, you send rolls over the roof to the backyard, and you have someone in the back yard sending the rolls back over to the front and then back again. These were amateurs. I'm suspecting its fallout from my annual poker tournament that I hold at my home every July. There were a lot of cars parked on my street, and anyone who normally parks on the street would have had to walk about a half block to their home. Or, it could have been my neighbors who the police visited during the afternoon of my tournament, for something I know not of. Of course, all of these are pure speculation, but its the best I can come up with.
